when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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