so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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