Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
i dont even know how to be here
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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