I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
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