You're so nebulous sometimes
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Bang-toberfest begins!!
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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