I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
