covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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