my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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