I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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