P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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