...so i touched it.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
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