It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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