I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
you mean i was at the winter classic?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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