Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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