Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Randomize
