dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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