We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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