My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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