He is an equal opportunity slut.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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