Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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