Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
its not stalking. its research.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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