Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
