Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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