I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
