You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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