trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Come on in and take your pants off
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