Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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