Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I'm at about main and main street
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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