I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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