drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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