he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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