Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
it's like iHOP with fire
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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