There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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