i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
high people should be assigned attendants
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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