I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
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