Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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