What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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