i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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