I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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