in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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