just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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