How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I'm both gender and math confused
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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