hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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