One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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