Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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