bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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