my vag is so smooth its legendary
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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