Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
