At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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