Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
The Olympian is in my bed
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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