make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Randomize