found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
It was confusing and full of hummus
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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