I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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