Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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