we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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