But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
Two words: nipple clamps
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